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The Segway if it was invented in the age of steam.

Can someone tell me what the hell this is?
Bandai’s Peri Peri keychain - Engadget

  It has started. The Cult of Cartman. What’s the Revelation? We will all die in 2012.
You know Him. You love Him. Now follow Him. Enclosed are a dozen of Eric Cartman’s most important teachings. They are designed to help you, His disciples, navigate your way through today’s difficult world. [...]

Bible In A Minute - Barats & Bereta

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No, not crack cocaine nor your mother’s meatloaf. Just the taste of 60 years of seasoning in a can.

Looks like Crave did it again. Apparently according the the “Experts” on technology, the word is out on a brand new invention “conceived” by Columbia classmates Rebecca Brown and Monica Murphy. “High Heeler” helps prevent klutzy moments?

This invention claims to prevent high heels from getting stuck in grass, pavement cracks, and sewer grates.
These two inventors [...]

 
Tonight’s Episode: Wiegel’s Dad Returns
Wiegel’s estranged father returns from prison to connect with his daughter.
Original Air Date: 6/19/2008
 
Previous Episode: Strong Sister
Original Air Date: 6/12/2008

I just happen to hear on the radio that this poor chap has lost his Chevy.
He describes his automobile as a Chevy with a Butt Fried Dough. So if anyone have seen this Chevy with a Butt Fried Dough, please contact Lost and Found.
Thanks.

Tonight’s Episode: Strong Sister
Original Air Date: 6/12/2008
Raineesha William’s Strong Sister qualifications:

She is Classy
She is Strong
She is a Black Women
She is Gorgeous

 
Previous Episode: The Tanning Booth
Original Air Date: 6/5/2008

 
You knew this was coming. Photochopped of real cars to look like Cars.

Pixar CARS Photochops - Autoblog