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Paul Pierce wins the MVP of the 2007-2008 NBA Championship series. Boston Celtics beat the Los Angeles Lakers four games to two.

I just happen to hear on the radio that this poor chap has lost his Chevy.

He describes his automobile as a Chevy with a Butt Fried Dough. So if anyone have seen this Chevy with a Butt Fried Dough, please contact Lost and Found.

Thanks.

Picture this: a self professed mad man about money goes on a one year and 119 day rampage of cable proportion to sell a Sirius satellite radio merger with XM radio. A sad picture indeed. What was his reason for this insane love affair? So he can listen to his Major League Baseball. Oh No! Please Don’t Take Away Cramer’s chance to pay for what was free Major League Baseball on the Radio.

Jim Cramer, a Goldman Sachs alum, swears he’s the every man’s man on stocks. Every man until Democrats blocks his dream of a satellite radio monopoly that is. Then it’s the Demachat who is irredeemable.

If a commissioner thinks satellite and ipods are in the same ballpark, then he has horse sense. Does Cramer mean Big Brown kinda horse sense?

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A stock Toyota Aygo is pretty freaking far from crazy. Add some hot sauce though and we can talk.

Toyota engineers outdone themselves. They went so far as to dump in a bunch of Toyota MR2 parts to get more go. How about 197hp and 0-60 in 6 seconds? Weighting in at 2,200lb, this Pikachu can go a grown-up 127mph.

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Tonight’s Episode: Strong Sister

Original Air Date: 6/12/2008

Raineesha William’s Strong Sister qualifications:

1. She is Classy
2. She is Strong
3. She is a Black Women
4. She is Gorgeous

Previous Episode: The Tanning Booth

Original Air Date: 6/5/2008

A night to remember for all that have witness the coming out party for Leon Powe.

21 points, 6-7 field goals, 9-13 free throws, 2 rebounds in 14:39 minutes off the bench.

Stars Powe outscored: Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett.

This is one hot firecracker just dismantled the fierce Laker defense.  Most of his points were dunks or three point plays off of Laker fouls. Celtics won the game 108-102; taking the series lead of 2-0.

Just incredible.

Turn back the clock to 1984. Here we have a beautiful example of a Nissan 300ZX.

Naturally aspirated V6 with a T-top. America has fell out of love with two door lift-back of the 80s.

Well this is what America gave up.

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JD Power & Associates crown Porsche the king of the 2008 Initial Quality Study (ISQ). That’s problems found in the first 90 days. Whoopie!!

Ever since 2005 Porsche has tighten the bolts and oiled the hinges to become tops for three years in a roll.

MINI is trapped in a Land Rover and Jeep sandwich. What has caused this terrible decline? The ugly came to town with the Clubman.

Is Ford catching up to Toyota? Not yet. In other news, Scion doesn’t mean Toyota in quality.

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Do not get confused. This is Incredible Sushi Art. Not Amazing Sushi Art.

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Must be easy to pick up girls when you are the American Idol. Sooo, who did David Archuleta get?